“Saucy Sally here! Wickersley Panto starts tomorrow and we’re so looking forward to welcoming you all aboard the good ship Buccaneer! Don’t forget to mask up (unless you’re special and exempt) – I don’t want to be looking out and having your bad teeth putting me off my stride. We also have sanitizing stations around the venue so sanitize your hands, you mucky pups, we don’t know where those hands have been!
Lots of love